A klutz, who somehow manages to survive marching band year after year.
An atheist who loves religious people.
A connoisseur of the weird and wacky who cringes at the sight of eggplants.
A would be athlete who hates physical activity.
A democrat who adores republicans.
A pessimist with a rather bright outlook on the future.
A sleeper who gets up at four in the morning.
A jerk who tries my hardest to be kind.
A Chinese lady with too many Filipino kids.
A humorist who is seriously unfunny.
A procrastinator who strives to overachieve.
A nonromantic who managed to fall in love anyways.
A perfectionist about everything that doesn’t matter.
Really bored.
